Meet Bill – DivX Version (Normal Quality), iPod/iPhone Version
Posted: Nopember 21st, 2009 | Author: erichorne1976 | Filed under: Tak Berkategori | Tags: 2007, Bowdorn Michael, Comedy, Diamond Reed, Drama, Eckhart Aaron, Edlund Rick, Hawksley Craig, Lerman Logan, Lordan John, Louiso Todd, O'Farrell Conor, O'Neal Granvile, Olyphant Timothy, Osborne Holmes, Sudeikis Jason, Thomas Matt, Zou Andy | No Comments »|
IMDB rating: 6.80 Plot: A guy fed up with his job and married to a cheating wife reluctantly mentors a rebellious teen. |
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DivX Version (Normal Quality), iPod/iPhone Version
Actors: Eckhart Aaron,Lerman Logan,Osborne Holmes,Louiso Todd,Olyphant Timothy,Diamond Reed,Sudeikis Jason,Zou Andy,O’Farrell Conor,Lordan John,Edlund Rick,Hawksley Craig,Thomas Matt,O’Neal Granvile,Bowdorn Michael,Comedy,Drama,
So now what do you think of one liner Blonde Jokes?
…she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate". …
she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.
…she got stabbed in a shoot-out. .
..she told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DONT WALK".
…she thought TuPac Shakur was a Jewish holiday.
…she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order.
…she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
…she tried to drown a fish.
…she thought a quarterback was a refund.
…she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
…if you gave her a penny for intelligence, you’d get change back.
…they had to burn the school down to get her out of third grade
…under "education" on her job application, she put "Hooked On Phonics."
…she tripped over a cordless phone. …
she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept. …
at the bottom of the applicat
ion where it says "sign here".. she put "Sagittarius." …
she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.
…it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes. .
..if she spoke her mind, she’d probably be speechless. .
..she studied for a blood test …and failed.
…she thought Boyz II Men was a daycare center. .
..she thought Meow Mix was a record for cats.
…she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train. .
..she sold the car for gas money. ..
.when she saw the "NC-17" (under 17 not admitted), she went home and got 16 friends. ..
.when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
…she thinks Taco Bell is where you pay your phone bill.
…when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.
…when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left" she turned around and went home
haha!!
great!
why are most blonde jokes one liners….?
so men can understand them
what do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?
pregnant!
Scarlet | Nov 18, 2009
what about
….she got hit by a parked car
…she walked into a library and asked for a hamburger
and the librarian says "this is a library"
and the blonde says "sorry! and whispers
can i have a hamburger"?
…she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side
…she tried to kill a bird by throwing it
off a cliff
Sharon | Nov 18, 2009
Wow Cammi you are on a roll tonight ha ha ha i have never laughed so much in one day
Sir Will Bang…!!!!! | Nov 18, 2009
Cute.
soisitok | Nov 18, 2009
i Still think ive heard them before.
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you just wasted 5 mins of your life typing those
calm+chill | Nov 18, 2009
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